Children Live What They Learn!
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Mr. and Mrs. Jones have a 6yr old son, Bobby, whom they are trying their best to raise in a good and decent manner. They try to never use curse words around little Bobby and if so, they try to cover it up the best they can.
One day, Mr. and Mrs. Jones were arguing, Mr. Jones said to Mrs. Jones "You Bitch!", little Bobby heard this and asked "Daddy, what does BITCH mean?" Mr. Jones replied, "Oh son, it's just another word for lady." Bobby then heard his mother say to his father "You Bastard!' Bobby asked, "Mommy, what does BASTARD mean?" Mrs. Jones replied, "Oh son, it's just another word for gentleman." Later on that day as his parents were getting ready for a dinner party, Mr. Jones was upstairs shaving and accidentally cut himself with the razor, he yelled "Oh Shit!" Little Bobby heard this and asked, "Daddy, what does SHIT mean?" Mr. Jones replied, "Oh son, it's just another name for shaving cream." Then Bobby went downstairs where mommy was cooking. While Mrs. Jones was preparing the stuffing for the turkey, she cut herself with the knife and yelled "Oh Fuck!" Little Bobby asked "Mommy, what does FUCK mean?" Mrs. Jones replied, "Oh son, it's just another name for stuffing. "
Well..........Just then, the doorbell rang as the guests arrived for the dinner party. Mrs. Jones asked little Bobby to please get the door. As little Bobby proudly opened the door, he yelled to all the guests.............
"Welcome all you Bitches and Bastards! Daddy is upstairs putting Shit on his face and Mommy is in the kitchen Fucking the turkey!"
Mr. and Mrs. Jones have a 6yr old son, Bobby, whom they are trying their best to raise in a good and decent manner. They try to never use curse words around little Bobby and if so, they try to cover it up the best they can.
One day, Mr. and Mrs. Jones were arguing, Mr. Jones said to Mrs. Jones "You Bitch!", little Bobby heard this and asked "Daddy, what does BITCH mean?" Mr. Jones replied, "Oh son, it's just another word for lady." Bobby then heard his mother say to his father "You Bastard!' Bobby asked, "Mommy, what does BASTARD mean?" Mrs. Jones replied, "Oh son, it's just another word for gentleman." Later on that day as his parents were getting ready for a dinner party, Mr. Jones was upstairs shaving and accidentally cut himself with the razor, he yelled "Oh Shit!" Little Bobby heard this and asked, "Daddy, what does SHIT mean?" Mr. Jones replied, "Oh son, it's just another name for shaving cream." Then Bobby went downstairs where mommy was cooking. While Mrs. Jones was preparing the stuffing for the turkey, she cut herself with the knife and yelled "Oh Fuck!" Little Bobby asked "Mommy, what does FUCK mean?" Mrs. Jones replied, "Oh son, it's just another name for stuffing. "
Well..........Just then, the doorbell rang as the guests arrived for the dinner party. Mrs. Jones asked little Bobby to please get the door. As little Bobby proudly opened the door, he yelled to all the guests.............
"Welcome all you Bitches and Bastards! Daddy is upstairs putting Shit on his face and Mommy is in the kitchen Fucking the turkey!"
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